| ColombiaThe 
                      other side of the story
 Colombia 
                      has a reputation for being mad, bad and dangerous. But it 
                      can also be magical, enchanting - and safe. Just ask Gabriel 
                      García Márquez, says Owen Sheers. Saturday 
                      February 18, 2006The Guardian
 
 
   Cartagena 
                      is home to international film festivals, beauty pageants 
                      and regattas. Photograph: Corbis.
 'The city, his city, stood unchanging on the edge of time: 
                      the same burning dry city of his nocturnal terrors and the 
                      solitary pleasures of puberty, where flowers rusted and 
                      salt corroded, where nothing had happened for four centuries 
                      except a slow ageing among withered laurels ..."
 
 So Gabriel García Márquez describes Cartagena, 
                      for much of his life his own adopted city, in his novel 
                      Love in the Time of Cholera. The description largely stands 
                      the test of time, just as the city itself. The 16th-century 
                      colonial town still perches, walled and turreted, on the 
                      Caribbean shore. The bougainvillea tumbling from the balconies 
                      in the narrow streets still "rusts", the salt 
                      still corrodes, the air is still full of solitary (and not 
                      so solitary) pleasures and the less frequented streets may 
                      still be witness to the odd nocturnal terror, although many 
                      fewer than in other Colombian cities, and certainly no more 
                      than streets in London or Manchester.
 
 But 
                      nothing happening? That's certainly no longer the case. 
                      An awful lot happens in Cartagena: international film festivals, 
                      regattas, bull-fighting seasons, a national beauty pageant 
                      and from now, once a year, those withered laurels will be 
                      dusted off for the Hay Festival of Literature.
 
 Love 
                      in the Time of Cholera is the perfect companion for a visit 
                      to Cartagena, and you could easily navigate the city by 
                      following Márquez's fiction rather than a conventional 
                      guide book. The novel is just as useful a barometer and 
                      guide for the more abstract aspects of the city, too, for 
                      negotiating its spirit, its soul. Ironically, however, you 
                      might find that your experience of Cartagena will somewhat 
                      diminish the imaginative power of Márquez's writing, 
                      simply because in Cartagena so much apparent invention lives 
                      before your eyes.
 
 Although 
                      Márquez now lives mostly in Mexico, for the duration 
                      of the festival the city and the novelist share some actual 
                      territory once again. On the second day of the festival, 
                      I'm lucky enough to spot the man himself as he sits down 
                      in front of a giant plasma screen in the old chapel of the 
                      elegant Charleston hotel to watch Vikram Seth speak at an 
                      event held just down the road in the Claustro de Santo Domingo. 
                      I nervously approach him with my copy of Love in the Time 
                      of Cholera. He takes the book, notices the second-hand pencilled 
                      "£3", raises an amused eyebrow and carefully 
                      signs, "Para Owen, su amigo, Gabo."
 
 I'm 
                      touched. But then I remember that in Cartagena Gabo is everyone's 
                      friend, or rather everyone is Gabo's friend. The whole city 
                      seems to either reflect or be in dialogue with his writing. 
                      Sometimes it can be hard to work out which way the influence 
                      flows. Is the talk of love by the drinkers reclining on 
                      cushions on the city's walls informed by the fact that Gabo's 
                      books are on every school syllabus, or is their attraction 
                      to the big abstract nouns of love, grief, anger, passion, 
                      a genuinely Colombian trait?
 
 A 
                      bit of both I suspect, and it seems I'm not immune to it 
                      either. For my whole time in Cartagena I can't help seeing 
                      the close juxtaposition of the physical and the abstract, 
                      the body and the spirit that constitutes so much of Márquez's 
                      magic realism, echoed in the city about me again and again. 
                      On the road up to the Convento de la Popa, the Catholic 
                      festival of the Virgin of the Candelaria (the patroness 
                      of the city) is advertised in an Aguila beer tent next to 
                      a massive poster of the pneumatic and bikinied Aguila girls; 
                      outside the city walls, a saddled horse stands patiently 
                      tethered between some goalposts on a deserted football pitch; 
                      boys sell time on street corners, their hands full of mobiles, 
                      placards about their necks advertising "300 pesos for 
                      5 minutes, 500 pesos for 10"; the narrow streets are 
                      suddenly filled with a procession of young people wearing 
                      gigantic letters of the alphabet; at two in the morning, 
                      a painting apparently floats across an empty piazza, until 
                      we see the bare-footed legs beneath. I could continue, but 
                      I think I've made my point.
 
 There 
                      is one area in which ideas of the body obviously dominate 
                      over ideas of the spirit, and that is in a certain class 
                      of Colombian's fondness for surgical enhancement. Although 
                      several men I spoke to wished to believe the contrary, a 
                      vast number of Colombian breasts seem to be, well, a bit 
                      "magically real". Combine this with the fact that 
                      the size of T-shirt worn is nearly always in inverse proportion 
                      to the size of enhancement, and you can't help wondering 
                      what much of the female population are going to look like 
                      in 50 years when the rest of their bodies have succumbed 
                      to the ravages of time and just their cleavages are left 
                      stubbornly defying gravity. If Márquez were writing 
                      his novel now, Love in the Time of Silicon might be an apt 
                      title.
 
 Of 
                      course dramatic enhancement is very much in Cartagena's 
                      history, as is evidenced by Las Murallas, the 8km of impressive 
                      walled defences that almost, but no longer quite, encircle 
                      the old town. These were constructed over two centuries 
                      to defend the city against marauding pirates.
 
 The 
                      attraction for these pirates lay in the huge stores of looted 
                      native treasures that Cartagena held while waiting for the 
                      twice-yearly visits of the Spanish galleons. In the 16th 
                      century alone, the city endured five pirate sieges. In 1741, 
                      a massive English sea assault by Edward Vernon, second in 
                      size only to the D-Day landings, also failed to break the 
                      defences. Combine this with Cartagena's early declaration 
                      of independence in the 19th century, and you can see why 
                      Simón Bolívar named the city La Heroica.
 
 These 
                      days the walls play host to young lovers and shots of a 
                      different kind, served from a bar not a cannon. The role 
                      of the walls in a modern Colombia also seems to be somewhat 
                      reversed, in that nowadays they are as much about keeping 
                      people (foreign tourists) in, as keeping others out. More 
                      than once I was advised not to wander beyond the walls on 
                      my own. This made me suspect the old town was something 
                      of a theme park, which, given its perfect renovation after 
                      achieving Unesco world heritage status, you could argue 
                      it is. But only in El Centro. Take a stroll through some 
                      of the further winding streets and you're left in no doubt 
                      that the old town is still very much a living, breathing, 
                      working society. Wanders outside of the walls are also fine, 
                      through the stunning "Republican" and Moorish 
                      architecture of La Manga, and around the harbour and down 
                      the long Miami-like strip of the Bocagrande. Any further, 
                      however, out towards the sprawling barrios, and you might 
                      find yourself in trouble. I'd hoped to visit Nelson Mandela 
                      barrio, an entire community of displaced people from the 
                      interior of the country. The Hay Festival together with 
                      Plan International ran a kids' poetry project here. I was 
                      intrigued but it was made clear to me that without prior 
                      planning and security, Nelson Mandela was strictly out of 
                      bounds.
 
 Colombia's 
                      internal troubles are hardly a well-kept secret. It's well 
                      known that Spanish America's oldest democracy is still the 
                      most dangerous place in the world to be a trade union leader, 
                      and when you plan to visit, trouble is all you hear about. 
                      The Foreign Office site will warn you off most of the country, 
                      and your friends will tell you you'll be kidnapped. As ever, 
                      these warnings are unspecific and, in Cartagena's case, 
                      grossly unfair. OK, the town has its share of armed guards 
                      and police on the streets, but it also feels totally safe. 
                      There is a tremendous amount of good in Cartagena. I had 
                      the real sense that Colombians I met wanted to change their 
                      country's image in the eyes of the world, and that they 
                      recognised this will only occur if real changes happen. 
                      The festival was part of this, as Vikram Seth pointed out: 
                      "It's actually going to make a difference in Colombia. 
                      It's a vote of confidence by outsiders." Tourism can 
                      play its part in a similar way, especially if directed at 
                      the many small, sustainable projects that are currently 
                      flourishing in the country.
 
 One 
                      such project is Cultura del Mar, a group of four friends 
                      who have established an eco-tourism venture in the Islas 
                      del Rosario off the coast of Cartagena. The accommodation 
                      on their own "island" on Isla Grande (confusingly, 
                      patches of land here are called islands despite not being 
                      surrounded by water) is simple, a large open-walled thatched 
                      hut. The view of the sunrise over the Caribbean is spectacular; 
                      the food, wood-fire-grilled freshly caught fish, gorgeous 
                      and plentiful; the alarm clock, a pre-pubescent falsetto 
                      cockerel, funny, charming and then annoying.
 
 What 
                      Cultura del Mar really excels at, though, is transforming 
                      snorkelling from the typical casual gazing experience into 
                      a stunning, full-blown marine biology expedition. "The 
                      butterfly fish", our guide Daniel tells us as we surface 
                      above a reef, "is monogamous. When its partner dies, 
                      it dies too, from instinct. Just like humans."
 
 I've 
                      done a fair bit of diving but that night Daniel takes us 
                      on a truly magical night snorkel through the mangroves of 
                      the Enchanted Lagoon. Armed with torches and with a soundtrack 
                      of Champeta music from a nearby party, we slip into the 
                      still, black water to glide alongside the bizarrely alien 
                      world of the mangroves. The bulbous, oyster- and coral-clad 
                      roots play host to breeding fish and therefore attract larger 
                      predators too. It's eerie, strange and brilliant. Daniel 
                      catches a puffer fish which blows up in alarm before fluttering 
                      off like a tennis ball crossed with a helicopter. The climax 
                      comes, however, when we turn our torches off and find ourselves 
                      swimming in a constellation of phosphorescent plankton. 
                      A clap of the hands creates a galaxy. We dive down and watch 
                      our fluid bodies light up in the dark, seemingly composed 
                      entirely of brief, living sparks. When we surface we're 
                      laughing like children.
 
 As 
                      we did when we swam in the crater of a mud volcano 50km 
                      north-east of Cartagena. Legend has it that the Volcán 
                      de Lodo El Totumo once spouted fire, but a local priest, 
                      seeing the 15m mound as the work of the devil, sprinkled 
                      it with holy water and turned the fire to mud. I for one 
                      am very grateful that he did. Mud-dipping, it turns out, 
                      is not only a great laugh, it also leaves you feeling wonderful. 
                      Having climbed the rickety wooden stairs, three men guided 
                      us into the thick, deep mud. Sinking isn't an option though, 
                      even if you try. Which we didn't, preferring to lie back 
                      and let ourselves be massaged and floated about the crater 
                      like slow, gloopy bumper cars. Fully muddied, women from 
                      local families then led us down to the shore of the nearby 
                      lagoon where we were thoroughly washed in a way I haven't 
                      been since I was three years old. If you fancy staying on 
                      for food and drink, there are a few shack restaurants, and 
                      you can even take some of the therapeutic mud home with 
                      you in a range of recycled plastic bottles.
 
 Back 
                      in town the festival of the Virgin of the Candelaria is 
                      being celebrated with a Cabalgata, 2,000 ranch horses ridden 
                      through the streets of the city. It's an impressive sight, 
                      the wagons and carts of beauty queens and kids followed 
                      by hundreds of high-stepping, arched-neck Paso Finos, ridden 
                      by particularly stylish male and female rancheros. I've 
                      never seen someone handle a highly strung horse in high-heels 
                      before.
 
 Despite 
                      the warnings, then, official and unofficial, Cartagena proved 
                      to be one of the most fascinating and engaging travel experiences 
                      I've ever had. Both the city and the surrounding area provide 
                      more than enough distraction for a longer visit than our 
                      nine days. The food is world-class, the people (enhanced 
                      and unenhanced) gorgeous and fun, and the town's sense of 
                      life and love infectious. We might not have been kidnapped, 
                      but a part of us has definitely been held hostage by this 
                      complex and beautiful city. I hope, come next year's Hay 
                      Festival, we'll be back to haggle over the ransom price.
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